*** PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDIES OF TYPES OF MEN IN 
PUBLIC REST ROOMS *** 

01. Excitable : shorts half twisted around, 
can't find hole, rips shorts 

02. Sociable : joins friends in a pee if he 
has to or not 

03. Nosey : looks into next urinal to see 
how the other guy is fixed 

04. Crosseyed : looks into urinal on left, 
pees into one in center 

05. Timid : cannot urinate if someone else 
is  watching; flushes urinal as if he had 

06. Indifferent : all urinals are being used, 
he pees in sink 

07. Clever : no hands--shows off by fixing his
tie--looks around, pees on floor 

08. Worried : is not sure of what he has been
doing lately-makes a quick inspection 

09. Absent Minded : opens vest; pulls out tie;
pees in pants 

10. Frivolous : plays stream up and down and
across urinal-tries to hit fly 

11. Disgusted : stands for awhile, gives up, 
walks away 

12. Sneaks : Farts silently while leaking, 
acts very innocent-knows that the man in the 
next stall will be blamed 

13. Childish : leaks directly into urinal 
bottom, likes to see it bubble 

 14. Patient : stands very close for a long 
time waiting-reads newspaper with free hand 

15. Efficient : waits until he has to sink 
his shit then does both 

16. Tough : bangs dong against urinal to dry it 

17. Fat : has to stand back to take a long 
blind shot at urinal, misses, pees in shoe 

18. Little : stands on box, falls in, drowns 

19. Drunk : holds left thumb with right hand, 
pees in pants 

20. Withdrawn : places feet in urinal, pees down
leg, thus eliminating noise 

21. Impatient : always in a hurry, pees down 
back of guy using urinal ahead of him