INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
REF (3-96)

To:  All Male Taxpayers
From:  Internal Revenue Service
Subject:  Additional Tax Assessment

Dear Taxpayer,
It has come to our attention that the only 
thing that the IRS has not taxed is your pecker.
This was mainly due to the fact that 40% of the 
time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the 
time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard
 up, and 10% of the time it operates in a hole.  
In addition, it has two dependents and they are 
both nuts.

Accordingly, effective January 1st your pecker 
will now be taxed based on its' size, using the 
Pecker-Checker Scale below.  Determine your 
category and enter the additional tax under "Other 
Taxes", Page 2, Part V, Line 61 of your standard 
Tax Return (Form 1369).

Pecker-Checker Scale

10-12"		Luxury Tax		$1,000.00
8-10"		Pole Tax		$750.00
6-8"		Privilige Tax		$500.00
4-6"		Nuisance Tax		$250.00

NOTE:  (1)  Anyone with a pecker shorter than four 
inches is entitled to a refund and our condolences.  
(2)  Applications for extensions will be denied.  
(3)  Anyone with a pecker in excess of twelve inches 
should claim "Capital Gains".
 

Insincerely yours,

Weemay Kutcherpeckeroff
Director Region 69