Three engineers from competing oil companies were exploring 
for oil deposits on a remote inland in the South Pacific.  
Over time, all three were captured by a tribe of headhunters.

Some of the tribes warriors wanted to eat the engineers 
immediately, but the village elders demanded that the normal 
protocol be followed, and the three were brought before the 
Chief for judgment.

Looking to the first engineer, the Chief asked, "Death, or 
Bunga Bunga?"  The engineer thought for a moment, and then 
said, "I'll take Bunga Bunga."  The Chief gestured to the 
warriors, and the first engineer was lead away into the
jungle.  Soon thereafter, the other two engineers heard a 
blood curdling scream followed by silence.

The chief turned to the second engineer, and asked, "Death, 
or Bunga Bunga?" The second engineer looked at the third 
engineer, who could only shrug his shoulders.  The second 
engineer said, "Give me Bunga Bunga."  The second engineer 
was led into the jungle as was the first.  Again there came 
a scream that shook the third engineer to his core.

The Chief now looked to the third engineer, and asked in 
his sternest voice, "Death or Bunga Bunga?"  Fearing the 
screams that had followed the other engineers being led 
away, the third engineer asked, "What's Bunga Bunga?"  

The Chief grinned and said, "Bunga Bunga when warrior with 
biggest cock bend you over log and Bunga you Bunga!"

Deciding that Bunga Bunga was an ordeal worse than death 
itself, the third engineer said, "I'll take Death."  The 
Chief grinned hugely, and then said, "So be it, as you wish, 
DEATH BY BUNGA BUNGA!"