My friend Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her 
in-laws, and while she was there she went to the store. 
She parked the car in the parking lot next to a car with 
a woman sitting in it with her eyes closed and her hands 
behind her head. This woman looked odd to Linda, but she 
figured she must be sleeping. 

When Linda came out a little while later, she saw the same 
woman in her car, with her eyes open, but her hands still 
behind her head. The woman looked very strange, so Linda 
tapped on the window and said, "Are you okay?" and the woman 
said, "I have been shot in the head and I'm holding my 
brains in." 

Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store and 
the supermarket called the paramedics. They had to break into 
her car because the door was locked. When they got in the car 
they found that apparently, a Pillsbury biscuit canister had 
exploded in the heat in the car and hit her in the back of the 
head, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot. 

When she went back to feel what it was, she felt the dough and 
thought it was her brains. She passed out from fear at first, 
and then attempted to keep her brains in. Imagine if she had 
been driving when the canister exploded....