Bob complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. 
I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, 
"Don't do that! There's a computer at the drug store 
that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than 
a doctor.

Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer 
will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can
do about it. And, it only costs $10.00" Figuring he 
had nothing to lose, he filled a jar with a urine 
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer,
he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. 
The computer started making some noises and various 
lights started to flash. After a brief pause, a small 
piece of paper popped out, on which was printed: 

	You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm
	water, avoid heavy labor and it will be better 
	in two weeks. 

Late that evening, while thinking how amazing this new 
technology was and how it could change medical science 
forever, Bob began to wonder if the computer could be 
fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together 
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine 
samples from his wife and daughter, and to top it off 
he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the 
drug store and poured the sample in while depositing 
his $10.00. 

The computer began making the usual noise and printed out 
the following analysis: 

	Your tap water is hard. Get a softener. Your dog 
	has worms. Give him vitamins. Your daughter's on 
	drugs. Put her in rehab. Your wife's pregnant. 
	It ain't your's, get a lawyer. If your don't stop 
	jerking off like that, your elbow will never get 
	better.