One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took 
Mrs. Hershey behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark 
and Fifth Avenue.  He began to feel her Mounds and that 
was pure Almond Joy which made his Tootsie Roll.  

He let out a Snicker and his Butterfinger went up her 
Kit Kat and caused the Milky Way.  She screamed "Oh Henry" 
as she squeezed his Zagnut.  Mrs. Hershey said "you are 
even better than the Three Musketeers". 

Soon, she became Chunky and nine months later she had 
a Baby Ruth.