51 Days Three blondes go into a bar and tell the bartender "Three Martinis, please." They raise their glasses and toast "To 51 days." The bartender raises his eyebrows. The blondes order another round of drinks and again toast "To 51 days", causing the bartender to ask "What's with the '51 days'?" One blonde says "It only took us 51 days to finish the jigsaw puzzle, and it said 2-4 years on the box."