Well, I finally did it. I broke down and got my own domain for this place. About time I suppose, I've been mooching space off Jim long enough.

If you're reading this it's because I messed up the file forwards from the old place to here.

Not to worry though, you can get to where you need to go by using the navigation links over there on the right side of the page.

Anyway, glad you made it. Enjoy!

Nothing major, just a place to put some quick thoughts and observations. Like...

Based on the content of my recent SPAM emails I have concluded that- My penis is too small (add 3" in 3 weeks), it's underpowered (needs Viagra), I must refinace my mortgage and consolidate my debt (sometimes in the same message), I can't live without this-or-that Windows software (on my Mac?), I absolutely can make $10,000 a month from home with no effort, and everybody has the next great porno site for me to try out for free- no cover charge any time.

How the Hell did I ever get along before the internet??!?!

Tutorials, tips, tricks, hints. Some are mine, some from other people. All of them should be useful. Mostly things that were learned the hard way. Here they are, in no particular order:

• web design - my somewhat offbeat, slightly radical thoughts on web design
• tables - Hoo Lawdy! All 'bout them pesky tables
• stupid graphics tricks - just little things to make your life easier

Whoa, freebies!? Everybody likes free stuff, right? Well, here ya go:

• free web page templates - several to choose from, more on the way
• free background tiles - could be useful, then again, maybe not
• free Blade Pro preset files - hopefully useful, a kind word about where you got them is appreciated greatly
• useless excel widgets - just some spreadsheet thingees I've done for this-n-that
• some moldy old jokes - just a directory listing of text files

Free, all free I tell ya! Free!! Oh, yeah, one more thing- did I mention that they're free?

Okay, here's what is left of the old material from days past, as well as some things not so old:

• the bio - a bit about your host
• Bimjo ponders - about this and that
• scribbles - words I've writ
• doodles - some of my graphics "creations"
• the End of the Web - what else can you say?

Feel the need to communicate with His Grand & Exalted Bimjoness hisself?? Well, here's where ya do it! Don't be shy. If you have something you'd like to see here, just let me know and I'll see what I can do about getting it on here.